Kai Tak Vs LSW,

Well now that he's a captain and plays for Hong Kong Tiku's 
delegation skills are at an all time high. Needless to say I've been 
delegated to write this weeks match report as a lowly J F/O and a 
vice captain. Only joking !!! Tiku asked me to do the match report as 
he spent most of last week on his computer trying to raise a side for 
the game against LSW. I'm sure Natasha will be happy that he's not 
spending his Sunday on the computer writing the match report.
Anyway, down to business.
It was a very different looking team that assembled at PKVR 2 on 
Saturday. There were some players from days gone by, some current 
players and some new faces that made up the the XI for the match 
against the top of the league team LSW.
 From the on set the captain had a very clear cut idea in his mind as 
to what we would do and how we would go about it. Tiks won the toss 
and sent the opposition into bat. Opening the bowling was Chris 
Williams from the club house end (or should I say Tin Shack end) and 
Leon Coburn from the far end. The break through came in the second 
over of the day when Hawke, fielding at back ward point, set the 
fielding standard for the day by taking yet another amazing catch. 
Diving forward to a ball centimetres off the ground he pouched what 
will rival the catch of the season. (Sorry guys have to have a bit of 
glory as I did absolutely nothing else the whole day). In the forth 
over over the day Coburn was amongst the wickets again when Zervos 
took a catch at mid-wicket. Williams then had his first wicket of the 
day when Mal Brown took a good catch behind off what had been some 
fine bowling.
With Williams and Coburn out of the attack it was time for Patidar 
and Hawke to continue the good work with a bit of the slow stuff. 
Tiku made another break through when he had their number 5 trapped in 
front for an LBW. Needless to say the batsman walked very slowly 
towards the Tin Shack looking at his bat, claiming he hit it. Oh well 
sometimes you win sometimes you lose!!! At the half way stage we were 
looking good and all was going to plan when LSW were 64 for 4. After 
drinks Williams and Coburn came back into the attack but weren't as 
successful as before. Tiku then brought himself back on and the other 
spin guru (obviously no hockey this weekend) Fitzy. Fitzy took an 
excellent wicket by clean bowling the HKG captain and in the next 
over Tiku took a very good caught and bowled. I won't mention how 
Tiku had to fight off a fellow 777 F/O (Moran) to take the catch but 
obviously he's still at a stage where the trust is lacking. Tiku 
managed another 2 wickets before the end with Brown tacking a good 
catch behind and James Pichaud (new player, friend of JD from hockey) 
taking a brilliant catch in the deep. The last 10 overs proved to be 
very fruitful for LSW as they put on 100 runs even though they were 
losing wickets at regular intervals. The picture might have been a 
little different had we been able to hold onto a few tough and some 
easy chances. All in all though a top effort to restrict LSW to 223 
all out.
Opening the batting was yours truly and Coburn. Advice from the 
skipper was to hang around for 5 or so overs then start pushing the 
rate. Off to a good start with 4 off the first over. Then it all went 
wrong. Backing up to far and being a little complacent getting back 
Hawke was stupidly run out for the second game in a row having scored 
1. On returning to the shack he was asked by the skipper, "What 
happened???" to which he very cleverly replied, " I'm out is what 
happened!!" and sat sulking in the shack.
Brown and Coburn recovered things slightly before both falling in 
successive overs to leave us at 33 for 3. Tiku and Ellis then came 
together and started what we all thought would be the road to 
victory. They both looked solid in defense and when they attacked 
they hit it hard and true. Ellis unfortunately held out to a catch at 
mid-wicket and at drinks we were 83 for 4. There must have been 
something in the water at drinks as we totally collapsed after the 
restart. Williams was caught for 6, Fitzy and Wall were both out 
without troubling the scorers and the skipper did it again. For the 
third week in a row he's reached 40 and then given his wicket away. 
Very sad for a national player not to be able to convert and go on. 
Oh well, can't rely on Tiks every week I suppose!!! A slight tail wag 
with James Pichaud  scoring 17 not out and the game was over. We had 
managed yet another batting collapse and stolen defeat from the jaws 
of victory. We ended up losing by 108 runs in a game we should have 
done better.
We all gathered for a drink after the game at the PKVR Tin Shack to 
discuss our defeat and where we could do better. The general 
consensus is that we're a team who's captain hasn't played a game yet 
(some excuse about doing command training) and the stand in captain 
walks around with a shirt that has, Presenting :- Tiks written on it. 
I mean what is going here ?????
Oh well let's hope with Captain Campbell back at the helm next 
Saturday we can get another win under our belts.
GO THE TAK !!!

Bowling figures:-

Williams 8 overs 1 for 45
Coburn 7 overs 2 for 25
Patidar 10 overs 4 for 56 (Note the only guy to bowl himself for all 
10 overs)
Hawke 3 overs 0 for 22 (Was asked to toss them up by the skipper, 
hence the figures. Good call Skip!!)
Ellis 4 overs 1 for 36
Fitzy 3 overs 1 for 25


Scorecard:-
Hawke Run out 1
Coburn Bowled 16
Brown LBW 11
Patidar Caught 40
Ellis Caught 15
Williams Caught 6
Fitzy Caught 0
Wall Caught 0
Zervos Caught 5
Pichaud Not Out 17
Moran Caught 0

Extras 4

Total 115